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Sunday, August 15, 2010
Top 5 Animal Kaiser Sequel Ideas
Written by Douglas Gillon
If you’re reading this, then you’re familiar with Animal Kaiser, the orgy of awesomeness that combines the dreams of every primary school boy. It’s a vending machine, an excuse for collecting cards with wicked artwork and an arena that decides all the playground (or office, we don’t judge) arguments over whose animal is tougher. Version 4 has recently been released!
But why stop with animals? I’m all for another Kaiser (game that is, not necessarily a German monarch), and to get the ball rolling, thought I would throw out some ideas for the next melting pot of ridiculous title fights. Here’s my top 5...
5) Tool Kaiser
I can already hear the critics. “Hey that’s ridiculous! Tools are supposed to work together to create, not square off in a virtual arena in aim of destroying one another!”
Well… awesomeness comes at a price, and I need to know whether or not my garden hose is tough enough to take on my neighbor’s leaf blower. That thing is loud.
Marquee Match-up: Philips versus Flathead
Dark Horse Fighter: Allen Wrench
Most Rare Card: Gas-powered Chainsaw
4) Music Kaiser
If I had ten cents for every time a musical argument descended into “Oh yeah? Well which band do you think would win in a fight?” then I probably would have tried to have a lot more musical arguments. It’s a stupid defense, but now the fallback option for every metal-head can be put to the test. Because really, who wants to argue to merits of selling out, artistic integrity, or even rhythmic complexity when you can just watch guitars, harpsichords and turntables getting flung around as violently as possible.
Marquee Match-up: Mozart versus Metallica
Dark Horse Fighter: Silver Sun Pickups (seriously, they are incredible.)
Most Rare Card: The card formerly known as Prince
3) Career Kaiser
This one has so many fun applications. Just wait when people try to judge your choice of school, job or career. Make them stand up to those accusations at Career Kaiser! Or it could be a great tool for undecided undergrads to finally settle on a major.
Marquee Match-Up: Banker versus Baker
Dark Horse Fighter: Bernie Madoff
Most Rare Card: King
2) Hairstyle Kaiser
This one has probably the best practical purpose. You could try it out just before going to the salon. Because when deciding between bangs or a feathered mullet, the important thing is not how appropriate it is for that big job interview, but whether or not it can take on all other, lesser hairstyles.
Marquee Match-up: the Flock of Seagulls versus the Politician
Dark Horse Fighter: Donald Trump's Bad Perm
Most Rare Card: Mr. T’s Mohawk
1) Vehicle Kaiser
The possibilities here are really endless. Imagine the rivalries: Cop Car versus Fire truck, Tank versus Jet Fighter, Hummer versus Hybrid. You start off with a smart car card and try to collect your way up to something that can actually take a hit. Eventually you settle on that Black Hawk Helicopter until the second round of cards comes out.
Marquee Match-up: Lamborghini Gallardo vs. Helicopter (because we need to know which one is worth the money)
Dark Horse Fighter: ’81 Delorean (especially if it’s the flying kind)
Most Rare Card: Halo Warthog
If you’re reading this, then you’re familiar with Animal Kaiser, the orgy of awesomeness that combines the dreams of every primary school boy. It’s a vending machine, an excuse for collecting cards with wicked artwork and an arena that decides all the playground (or office, we don’t judge) arguments over whose animal is tougher. Version 4 has recently been released!
But why stop with animals? I’m all for another Kaiser (game that is, not necessarily a German monarch), and to get the ball rolling, thought I would throw out some ideas for the next melting pot of ridiculous title fights. Here’s my top 5...
5) Tool Kaiser
I can already hear the critics. “Hey that’s ridiculous! Tools are supposed to work together to create, not square off in a virtual arena in aim of destroying one another!”
Well… awesomeness comes at a price, and I need to know whether or not my garden hose is tough enough to take on my neighbor’s leaf blower. That thing is loud.
Marquee Match-up: Philips versus Flathead
Dark Horse Fighter: Allen Wrench
Most Rare Card: Gas-powered Chainsaw
4) Music Kaiser
If I had ten cents for every time a musical argument descended into “Oh yeah? Well which band do you think would win in a fight?” then I probably would have tried to have a lot more musical arguments. It’s a stupid defense, but now the fallback option for every metal-head can be put to the test. Because really, who wants to argue to merits of selling out, artistic integrity, or even rhythmic complexity when you can just watch guitars, harpsichords and turntables getting flung around as violently as possible.
Marquee Match-up: Mozart versus Metallica
Dark Horse Fighter: Silver Sun Pickups (seriously, they are incredible.)
Most Rare Card: The card formerly known as Prince
3) Career Kaiser
This one has so many fun applications. Just wait when people try to judge your choice of school, job or career. Make them stand up to those accusations at Career Kaiser! Or it could be a great tool for undecided undergrads to finally settle on a major.
Marquee Match-Up: Banker versus Baker
Dark Horse Fighter: Bernie Madoff
Most Rare Card: King
2) Hairstyle Kaiser
This one has probably the best practical purpose. You could try it out just before going to the salon. Because when deciding between bangs or a feathered mullet, the important thing is not how appropriate it is for that big job interview, but whether or not it can take on all other, lesser hairstyles.
Marquee Match-up: the Flock of Seagulls versus the Politician
Dark Horse Fighter: Donald Trump's Bad Perm
Most Rare Card: Mr. T’s Mohawk
1) Vehicle Kaiser
The possibilities here are really endless. Imagine the rivalries: Cop Car versus Fire truck, Tank versus Jet Fighter, Hummer versus Hybrid. You start off with a smart car card and try to collect your way up to something that can actually take a hit. Eventually you settle on that Black Hawk Helicopter until the second round of cards comes out.
Marquee Match-up: Lamborghini Gallardo vs. Helicopter (because we need to know which one is worth the money)
Dark Horse Fighter: ’81 Delorean (especially if it’s the flying kind)
Most Rare Card: Halo Warthog
Champions of Animal Kaiser Tournament V (July 2010)
16 years old and below category:
Bukit Panjang Plaza - LU JUN WEI
Causeway Point - KUANG YU HENG
City Square Mall, Level B2 - KOW JIA QING
City Square Mall, Level 4 - RICHARD HEW JIA LIANG
Compass Point - YONG JING XIANG
Great World City - CHEN KAI XIANG, NEVILLE
Hougang Mall - WINSTON KOH WEN ZHENG
Northpoint - DAYTON NG ZHI JIE
Parkway Parade - AARON YEW CHENG XUN
Sembawang Shopping Centre - TEO SHAO CHUAN
Tampines 1 - CEDRIC SIM
Tampines Mall - DALLAS TEO
VivoCity - GOH JUN WEI
West Mall - SHAUN LIM
Above 16 years old category:
Compass Point - KANG HAI NGUAN
Northpoint - TAN SEE CHEW
Tampines Mall - JEFFREY KOH BAN KOK
West Mall - STEPHEN LIM
Bukit Panjang Plaza - LU JUN WEI
Causeway Point - KUANG YU HENG
City Square Mall, Level B2 - KOW JIA QING
City Square Mall, Level 4 - RICHARD HEW JIA LIANG
Compass Point - YONG JING XIANG
Great World City - CHEN KAI XIANG, NEVILLE
Hougang Mall - WINSTON KOH WEN ZHENG
Northpoint - DAYTON NG ZHI JIE
Parkway Parade - AARON YEW CHENG XUN
Sembawang Shopping Centre - TEO SHAO CHUAN
Tampines 1 - CEDRIC SIM
Tampines Mall - DALLAS TEO
VivoCity - GOH JUN WEI
West Mall - SHAUN LIM
Above 16 years old category:
Compass Point - KANG HAI NGUAN
Northpoint - TAN SEE CHEW
Tampines Mall - JEFFREY KOH BAN KOK
West Mall - STEPHEN LIM
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Special Promotion cards (series of 8)
The Top 4 cards are playable but the last 4 2nd generation animals are not playable yet ...these 8 cards are listed as Version 1 cards on the back of each card...but they are not exist in the official Version 1 cardlist . Blog Master is glad that he had collected 1 full set of these rare promotion cards. They are not cheap , the Alien egg B (elephant) can cost you easily $50 !
Is scorch really that hard to defeat?
i won scorch with no damage!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i win with my spider
~ Eddie Sai
I win many time using black hole =P
~ Chong Richard
i use red scorpion to defiet scorch
~ O-zone Layer
i defeated him with lion
~ Justin Lam
lol i used siegfried and nearly defeated him. scorch had 100 health left and he used his guts attack and got doubling :(
~ Kai Jun
nah.. not really.if you have the right cards,i dont really see any problem in defeating scorch
~ Ryan Chow
Blog Master: wow~ it seems like we have alot of expert gamers here ...whom can beat BOSS scorch easily...wondering is it true or just another "telling story" session ?
~ Eddie Sai
I win many time using black hole =P
~ Chong Richard
i use red scorpion to defiet scorch
~ O-zone Layer
i defeated him with lion
~ Justin Lam
lol i used siegfried and nearly defeated him. scorch had 100 health left and he used his guts attack and got doubling :(
~ Kai Jun
nah.. not really.if you have the right cards,i dont really see any problem in defeating scorch
~ Ryan Chow
Blog Master: wow~ it seems like we have alot of expert gamers here ...whom can beat BOSS scorch easily...wondering is it true or just another "telling story" session ?
What's the 3 thing you enjoy about Animal Kaiser ?
Action,Fun,Top Game
~ Ong Yao Teck
fun ,intersting , challenging
~ Lin Jing Ting
the awesome graphics
~ Mohamad Afif
Fighting, winning /losing , defeating boss animal. Exiting
~ Ahmad Dharabbi
cards,bosses,graphics
~ Ryan Chow
~ Ong Yao Teck
fun ,intersting , challenging
~ Lin Jing Ting
the awesome graphics
~ Mohamad Afif
Fighting, winning /losing , defeating boss animal. Exiting
~ Ahmad Dharabbi
cards,bosses,graphics
~ Ryan Chow
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